lol who knew this would end up being my first 100k post :p
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Artwork by Henry Hargreaves
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
*Walks into class crush is in*
Teacher: Everyone have a seat