fraternityrow:

lol who knew this would end up being my first 100k post :p

fraternityrow:

lol who knew this would end up being my first 100k post :p

pricelessgallery:

#GetTogether with a loved one and dine out with your MasterCard between now and 9/15 and you’ll help Stand Up To Cancer! 

Artwork by Henry Hargreaves

pricelessgallery:

#GetTogether with a loved one and dine out with your MasterCard between now and 9/15 and you’ll help Stand Up To Cancer! 

Artwork by Henry Hargreaves

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did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

My therapist: Look at nature. Look at flowers. We never walk into our garden and say "Oh wouldn't that flower be so much more pretty if it were taller? Or red instead of pink?" No, we don't. Because nature was created perfect just as it is. And so are we. We are part of nature, we are how we're meant to be, we are perfect just as we are.

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*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

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